Elementary school's principal comes up to you on bus duty and asks if any magical relationships developed over the summer. When you respond in the negative, she mentions the single son of a friend, and offers to keep looking if he's not compatible.
Nosy neighbor across street approaches and clarifies that you're (still) single. "Howcome? You're a good lookin' gal. You get better lookin' with age!"
White-haired school custodian pauses in his sweeping and says, as a sultry Mr. Rogers, "Have you ever been in a line around some Spanish-speaking men, and heard them comment on how beautiful and sexy you are? 'Cause you will..."
Maybe that's not fun. Maybe that's just creepy...
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